5 Great reasons not to consume broccoli

i m dead serious abt not touching broccoli....
here are e 5 reasons....

1. e dark green bits get stuck between ya teeth after u swallow

2. e stems r hard, difficult to chew

3. it has a raw veggie taste that lingers in ya mouth

4. it's more costly than other veggies (think abt. ya mum's grocery allowance!!)

5. basically, it looks, taste n feel freaky even if i dun put it near my mouth!!


* scream tt i m a spoilt brat or whatever, i dun realli care... coz if u luv me u will continue to do so regardless of what i do, n vice versa... n moreover, if u hate me when bother to read on?! heh!